Make a swift exit, Taylor!
Taylor, the Kennedys are just not that into you.
I pray that lovely Taylor Swift snaps to her senses and runs like the wind from the mob of rotten drivers and ruthless, overentitled hooligans who dominate a family called Kennedy.
Like much of America and places beyond, I watched in fascination and horror as the fair country singer Swift, 22, offered herself up as a sacrificial lamb to a clan desperately in need of a reputation cleansing.
A close, personal bond, or whatever junior celebs call their public and private canoodling, is blossoming as we speak between Swift, a woman without scandal or wrinkles in her near future, and Conor Kennedy, the son of RFK Jr. and the late Mary Richardson Kennedy.
Run, Taylor!
Its not just that a Kennedy armed with drivers license and a Lexus poses a known public emergency. Or that, at the tender age of 18, Conor has turned young Swift into something of a cougar. What makes the union all the more disturbing and weird is that Taylor was set up and pimped out by Conors grandma, Ethel, widow of the slain Robert F. Kennedy.
At 82, the lady has survived both her late husbands philandering and assassination. Shes buried two sons, one killed by drugs, another from skiing while playing football in the trees. Shes endured unnecessary heartbreak caused by remaining family members whove never been held accountable for a single sin theyve committed. Shes also a devoted Swift groupie.
Or at least she believes Taylors good looks, fine breeding and exceptionally white teeth have the power to salve a family rotting at its core. The Kennedys need Taylor, like the married John F. Kennedy (and Ethels husband, Bobby) needed Marilyn Monroe. And that ended in tears.
They need her more than she needs them. But what about love?
Like a pack of vampires, the clan is sucking up Taylors glamour ! and beauty, something the Kennedys lost forever after the tragic, and reckless, death of John F. Kennedy Jr. at the controls of a plane.
Get out now.
The relationship began less than two months after the latest grotesque scandal to hit a family that virtually invented the modern term.
In May, Conors mom, Mary, hanged herself by the neck at her home in Westchester. Her husband, RFK Jr., was divorcing her, and publicly squiring actress Cheryl Hines. Mary feared destitution and was threatened by her faithless hub with the loss of her kids and her home. She felt desperate and alone.
Now she is dead.
Friends have written and called to express fear that Taylor is heading in the same direction as myriad women who got mixed up with a family for which crime always pays.